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Thursday, April 19, 2007
Hello there. Simon The Cat here! I'm doing this "Thursday Thirteen" thing today for the first time:
"13 things that are great about me"
1. I'm an excellent photographer. As you can tell by the photo above which I took myself. I hold the camera up with my tail for my self portraits. This way I get just the perfect shot. When the humans try to take my picture they always get it wrong. But you know how humans are.
2. I have a beautiful cat necklace (as seen in the photo.) I purchased it with my own money at this Cat Necklace Shop. It came all the way from Hong Kong!
3. I can sleep at any time. Sometimes the human who calls himself "Josh" has a hard time getting to sleep. Not me. I can sleep any time, anywhere.
4. I'm extremely good at biting the toes of a human. I cannot count the amount of times I have woken up the humans from their silly slumber (how long must they sleep all at once?!) by biting their weird human feet. Sometimes they get all agitated and I run off. Some cats say I should be nicer to my humans, but why have a human around if you can't play with it?
5. I understand the greatness of catnip. I know there are some "straight edge" cats out there who "just say no" to catnip. Ha! I say to them they are missing out on one of nature's great delights. I love the catnip toys that I ordered from snowyangel's etsy shop. They get me high and that's alright with me. Snowyangel is a member of the cat forum where the humans spend time worshiping me and my cat brothers & sisters.
6. I'm an extraordinary athlete. During the laser pointer Olympics that are held every four days at my residence I have shown some incredible skills. I can leap about 7 feet straight up in the air! Hopefully the humans will get their act together and showcase some video of my extraordinary laser pointer skills on this site.
7. I have a voice that could melt the heart of Donald Trump. You have not heard a cat speak until you've heard my voice.
8. I'm beautiful. This goes without explanation.
9. I spend time with those less fortunate than myself. That's right, I'm a charitable cat. I spend lots of time with the poor humans. By blessing them with my presence I am truly giving them an incalculably huge gift.
10. I'm fast. Want to race?
11. I'm a hunter. The humans don't know the first thing about hunting prey. If I had to I could catch a mouse to eat. Could they? Not without using a trap! Truly pathetic!
12. I can see into the future. For example, I know that tomorrow will be Friday.
13. I can get the humans to do anything I want them to.
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Welcome to Thursday 13, and thanks for stopping by Blah Blah Blog - The Soap Box
And thanks for visiting my Thursday Thirteen. It is my 38th installment: 13 Bits of Workplace Wisdom.
22 of April, day of the land. Who does not respect it, does not respect the humanity.
22 d'avril, jour de la terre. Qui ne la respecte pas, ne respecte pas l'humanité.
22 نيسان يوم الارض. فمن لا يحترم ومن لا يحترم الانسانيه.
22 von April, Tag des Landes. Wer es nicht respektiert, respektiert nicht die Menschlichkeit
22日,一天的土地. 谁不尊重,不尊重人性. 4月の22、土地の日。
4月の22、土地の日。 それを尊重しないかだれが、人間性を尊重しない。
22 апреля - День земли. Кто не уважает его, не уважать человечество.
22 de Abril, dia da terra, quem não a respeita, não respeita a humanidade
22 της ημέραης Απριλίου, του εδάφους, που δεν το σέβονται, δεν σέβονται το Ανθρωπότητα
David Santos