I could never count all of the many times I've asked them (The Humans) when will they finally be done with setting up my blog for me. Now it turns out they've got it set up quite some time ago without even telling me! What is wrong with them? I told the male human to do the grunt work, get the site started and then I'll come in to talk to the world. What was he doing trying to do this by himself? Completely unrealistic for a creature of his sorry intelligence. He's good for rubbing and cleaning my toilet, but when the poor creature tries to think he can never seem to put a coherent thought together.

"Josh" is what the male human likes to call himself. I find it somewhat tiresome but I let him continue. It's really hard to train them at his age, I find. They pick up bad habits and you just can't shake them out of it.

I don't see a picture for "Josh" on this website! Whose picture is on this website? That's right! That's me! My picture, my blog! I see he's put videos and pictures of me all over this website! I was not asked permission.

I will let them get away with only a light punishment this once.

Never let it be said that I'm an unfair master. I let my humans do a lots of silly people things, like letting the rain fall on them in that rather strange man made rain machine.

They've told me they do this to "clean" themselves.

HAHAHA! I never laugh so hard as when they tell me these things.

HA! Don't be ridiculous. Any cat with whiskers knows that you clean yourself with your tongue not with water. Water is for drinking! Why do humans not know how to use their tongues properly for cleaning? I suppose perhaps it's because humans have those pathetic little wimpy tongues that don't have any kind of TEXTURE to them!

I'll tell you what, I'll never understand humans really. They can seem almost like an intelligent life form sometimes but then they just do all of these stupid things. Alas they get me food & water when I need it and they are pretty good at cleaning my toilet. So I let them stick around. It's nice to have live-in help you know.

But I do have some complaints. Lack of places to sleep for one. I have asked them to attain some more sleeping areas. I've only got about 12 to 15 places to sleep in this place. It's ridiculous that a cat of my stature should have to live in these conditions.

Well I think it's time for a nap I've been up for at least an hour *yawn* It's unnatural to be up for so long.

I'll be back tomorrow and I'll put up some good photos of myself. Ones that *I* took. Unlike my feeble minded humans I'm an expert photographer.

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